Okay. Um. How do I even explain this.

The other night, I was hanging out at nextian's, talking her ear off about literally everything. And we discovered some of my old fanfiction.

By old fanfiction? I mean at least seven years old. I learned a lot of things about 14-year-old Merc that I had forgotten: most pertinently for the sake of this post, that I ( Read more... )

Title: Bedbugs and Boomboxes (alternate titles include Quivering Clownflesh and COOL COOL MAKEUP)
Fandom: Dark Knight (Nolanverse!Batman)
Spoilers: Aye aye, captain.
Pairing: Scarecrow/Joker
Rating: R! I think. Uh. PARENTS KEEP YOUR CHILDREN AWAY FROM THIS FIC JUST IN CASE. (Rated for sexual situations and the ambiguous use of knives.)
Words: 3292
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Oh my God. I'm sitting here, rocking back and forth, keening softly, and wondering how in the name of God I wrote this monstrosity. Many thanks to tafadhali for reading and reassuring me that while I may be going to hell, I'm not (necessarily) a bad writer.

Title: You Had Me at Hello (alternate titles include Old-Fashioned Lover Boy and A Primer on the ( Read more... )

So I did like a solid ninety minutes of taking notes for Astrophysics on spectroscopy.

And ... I just.

Why do I keep thinking the book says "speculum"?

It's spectrum. SPECTRUM.

Okaaaay, so today I had my first pelvic exam ever.

( Cut for those of you who don't need to hear allusions to girlbits. )